That Ain't Kosher

I’m a native New Yorker, so my first language is Brooklynese, with a smattering of colloquial English. I work in music marketing, so I go to a lot of concerts and bars. No, I’m not an alcoholic; I’m just trying to meet someone to get me closer to my career goal of becoming a mail-order bride. I’m a total sci-fi and comic book geek and a sports fanatic. People often ask if I actually have girl parts, even though I’m pretty sure my parents have raised me as a chick all my life.